Do you think Clay is gay?
Oh goodness no... well, maybe. Ha! Yeah. Always have.

Are you a fan or not?
Yes, I am. I am such a fan that it's creepy. Seriously. If you saw me walking down the street you'd say to yourself "Man... that girl is such a big Clay fan... it's creepy."

Is Pat real or did you make him up because nobody loves you?
GASP!! *runs away crying*

Why are you such a bitch?
GASP!!! *runs away crying*

Are you really insane?
No, I am not.... just a little bit. The way I look at it, life is rough, life is hard, and life is nuts. The only way to survive life's insanity is to conteract it with a small dose of your own.

Are you a lesbian?
Not particularly. Though I do have a little bit of a she-crush on Kelly Clarkson.

Are you madly in love with Ryan Seacrest?
GASP!! How dare you make such an insinuation!!... and yes I am.

Do you really have Clay's phone number?
No. And even if I did, I wouldn't give it to you. But I might sell it for a good price.

You’re my hero! Who is YOUR hero?
I don't know if I have a hero. Maybe one of Usher's back up dancers? The girl who just walks around half naked shaking her ass for the camera and then calls it dancing. No wait, I hate her. Nevermind

Do you think Clay would like this site?
I don't know. But if he can't laugh at it, then I probably need to find a new object for my affections. Ryan Seacrest, on the other hand, I KNOW would get a kick out of this. Cause he's cool like that.